What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?